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Brendan Urie is believed to be the satan-worshipping, child-eating spawn of Pete Wentz and that beaver from The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

Thanks to Brendan and his unusually greasy hair, many family cars have been fuelled throughout the year. Oil companies are claiming; 'Mr. Urie has enough grease in his hair to fuel a family car for a year! Thanks Brendan!'.

Contents [hide] 1 Early Life 2 The Beginning of Panic! At The Disco. 3 Brendan's Personal Life. 4 Panic! At The Disco; 5 On A Final Note;

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Early Life

Brendan spent most of his younger years inserting large pins into his eyes to blind himself from his own reflection.

One day, whilst executing daily satanic rituals by his riverside home, Urie happened apon the rotting corpse of Ryan Ross.

Severely lacking in any kind of sexual activity, and drawn by the uncontrollable force of raging testosterone in his thin, pale body, Urie proceeded to anally rape Ross.

After several minutes of heinous violation, Ross was jolted back to life, only to have his body contort to it's current form.

The Beginning of Panic! At The Disco.

Ross, now grieving at his loss of reasonably kindasortanotreally appealing aesthetics, turned Ultra-[self]Violent Emo and decided it would be in his best interests to form a band reflecting his own feelings.

The original title of the band was 'Panic! I Was Anally Raped', but this somewhat 'offensive' title was rejected for a more 'emo' title of 'Panic! At The Disco'.

No one exactly knows where '..At The Disco' came from, but suggestions have been made it reflects somewhat on Urie's obsession for appearing at disco's and raping everything and anything that moves whilst hidden behind the flashing lights.

Brendan's Personal Life.

There's not much to Brendan's personal life, except for the fact that in 2006 he appealed for a name change to 'Urie' as opposed to the hilariously delightful 'Urine'.

Thus, his colony of beavers banished him, reportedly saying "We're not into interspecies anyway."

Recent secret-surveys by the CIA revealed that Urie received countless hate-mail each day, usually referring to his name change, stating; 'I have no idea why you changed 'Urine' to 'Urie' because clearly even your music emits a foul odour. I am so sick of my kids coming home from your 'gigs' only to stink of unmentionable scents.'

Panic! At The Disco;

1. Time To Die.
2. Bang Me, Then We'll Talk.
3. Came In Sardines. [Yes, apparently herpes is now contractable from cans of sardines.]
4. London Beckoned Me To The Guillotine. (I said yes, as long as I can bang the Queen. *orgasm*)
5. Lying Is The Most A Girl Can Do To Get Me To FUCK OFF.
6. If I Made A Song Title That Was Any Longer I'd Probably Be In The Guinness Book Of World Records.

7.Intermission (go jerk off somewhere)– 24:7

On A Final Note;

If anyone can actually understand any the lyrics that Urie babbles from his herpes-infested lips, please grab a knife, go outside and slash your throat before I come to your house and torch it down whilst singing lyrics that are relevant to LIFE and not to some poor, pathetic moron that can't get laid no matter how much nasal-delivery-technology spray he inserts into his nostrils.Sadly to say Brendon Urie was fond shot dead outside his box which was his current home witness say they seen members from the hinder stateing "WILL FUCK YOU UP REAL NICE" while indeed shoting him down.

Last one i promise Ryan Ross is pregnant for brendon,spencer,jon,bush,and any other gay man emo crackhead redneck dum anought to fuck him!!!!!

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“And they called me a fag! The nerve!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Panic! At The Disco

“I knew that disco was an evil thing! There was no panic when me a nd my friends used to swing dance!”

~ Grandpa on Panic! At The Disco

“In Soviet Russia, The Disco Panic!s at YOU!!”

~ Russian reversal on Panic! At The Disco

“Haven't you assholes ever heard of closing a fuckin' goddamn door?!!.”

~ Brendon "Urine Sample" Urie on Panic! At The Disco

“Im sick of these mothafuckin' emos on this mothafuckin' plane!”

~ Samuel Jackson on Panic! At The Disco

“Panic! At the disco are really terrible!”

~ Captain Obvious on Panic! At The Disco

“Stewardess, may we throw the emos off the plane?”

~ That Guy on Panic! At The Disco

WARNING! This page contains profuse whining. Proceed with caution.

Panic! at the Disco are a pop / death metal / accordion-core band from Uganda, Africa.

The members of Panic! at the Disco are not technically human, since they were created! using an experimental product from Apple called iClone. Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz was able to gain access to a prototype! by sucking off Steve Jobs over a period of 3 months (often being forced to wear a wig while being called Steve Wozniak). With the prototype!, Wentz was able clone the members of his band in order to have more artists for his record label.

Unfortunately, Pete Wentz left the cloning vats for several decades (whilst checking his myspace) which resulted in the entire batch developing a hideous mutant capacity to not only hijack but ruin any airwaves/radio transmitters/virgins in their immedeate vicinity.

In order to give this new band! a façade of originality, he locked the clones in a room! for 5 weeks with nothing but a record album by the Canadian Arsonist/Terrorist/Indie Rock band Arcade Fire. When later asked about how having a group of Fall Out Boy clones listening to the Arcade Fire would constitute originality, Wentz started crying and slashed his wrists. The other members of Fall Out Boy have yet to comment on the issue.

Their music was developed! by S. P. Lunker, an employee of Egregious Music Incorporated (EMI), where the official name of Panic! at the Disco's music is Generic Emo-Punk 24621552. It was developed to increase the company's profits and counteract good music, as Lunker and other members of EMI had been fighting the evil "War Against Music" since the The Battle! of Los Angeles was released by Rage! Against the Machine.

With the help of notorious club DJs! Vladimir Lenin and Jar Jar Binks (famous for "discovering" the "singing" "sensation" Ashlee Simpson), the Panic! At The Disco clones entered a disco club in Scotland and proceeded to play their music! in the middle of the dance floor. This "music" brainwashed all of the patrons of the disco club, immediately causing the patrons to style their hair into comb-overs, dye it black, and slit their wrists while sounding as if their testicles (or clitorises for female patrons) had been chopped off and their heads filled with mediocre 80's dance-pop.

Following the release! of their first album, Panic! at the Disco became a phenomenon destroying music! as we know it. The band's popularity is mainly due to the strong support it receives from homosexuals, Da Cock, Michael Richards, and whiny 14 year old girls. Many experts believe Panic! at the Disco has been the cause of widespread kitten huffing among suburban youths with unlimited disposable income, while others believe the band's popularity is a side effect! of being a faggot.

The band! currently consists of:

• Ryan Ross
• Brendon Urie
• Jon Walker
• Spencer Smith

Contents 1 Responses! From The Critics 2 Things! Nobody Cares About 3 The! Purported After-Effects 4 Bottle! at the Concert 5 Disc! Ography 6 Rant! of the Emos 7 Panic! With A Dildo 8 See! Also

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Responses! From The Critics

"This is preposterous! I cannot believe such a band would ruin the Bee Gees' legacy! These fools are emoticons, not a disco band! The Bee Gees were disco! This is farty shit! This band should not claim to be such a traditionally revered sound such as disco! Disco is one of the highest forms of art rock around today, and they are ruining it!"

- Barry Gibb of the Bee Gees

"This band sucks! FALCON...PUNCH"

- Captain Falcon

"You can't just say 'panic at the disco.' That defeats the whole point of the exclamation mark. We need that to sound exciting. I mean, would you rather liten to ho-hum 'panic at the disco' or 'PANIC! at the disco?' It's a shame the other band members turned down the capital letters; makes me want to cry."

- One of the members of Panic! at the Disco (who cares which one?)

"Fuck dis shit! Dis isn't disco! You want to hear disco, you convert to scientology and come to our meetings every Friday!... Now, THAT'S some REAL fuckin' Brooklyn disco! In fact, I wanna dip my balls in it!...Panic at the Disco ain't disco!... I'm fuckin' disco!"

- John Travolta

"Shit in a can. The band members do marijuana, which kills brain cells and can lead to overdoses. The band worships Satan, and can often be seen biting the heads off innocent animals, throwing fake blood into the crowd, and exposing themselves to the audience. A fan told me that during their shows naked women run on stage covered in blood and masturbate. The whole thing is fuckin' sick! These Satanic fags should all be burned!"

- Justin "The Wonderdog" Woody

"We can really identify with their music. We both seem to enjoy the company of 8 year-old boys."

- Official press release from NAMBLA

"They stole our idea!!! We're so angry about it, we're gonna write a song with a 100 word title about how annoyed we are!"

-Excitement! At the Party

"Good band! Great music to bang little children to!"

-Bob Saget

"Hey man, fuck these guys, I mean, really man, they problably don't even know how to improvise and jam shit out, like the Dead, ya know man? They just play their shitty power chord-4/4-woe is me shit over and over while bands like Phish can play in 9/8 using dorian modes for like 25 minutes, I mean I was listening to some bottlegs the other day.....( rambling 45 minute speach on why Phish is cool, the properties of purple goo, and the effects of the Cuban Revolution on American culture in the 50's and 60's.) ..... man, I have the munchies."

- Random hippie Zach Anderson

"...genetically generated by Pete Wentz, and uses some kind of faulty disguise, specifically a high-pitched voice, to fit in"

- Alex Trebek

"Who is Fall Out Boy?"

- Trish Harper

"You earned two-hundred dollars, pick another, bitch"

- Alex Trebek

"They give farty shit! a bad name."

- Farty Shit! on Panic! At The Disco

Things! Nobody Cares About

• Contrary to popular belief, the band's previous bassist, Brent Brian Chris Dennis Wilson, did not leave the group due to internal conflicts. He was actually killed by Pete Wentz, who then sold the organs to pay off debts owed to the Russian Mafia.
• Ryan Ross is often in the papers and teen magazines. Claims! of him currently dating are true, with rumours that the girl's name! could be Bee, Jenneh, Brenda or Steven Segal.
• Oddly enough, an actual "Panic! at the Disco" may also occur if the aforementioned Disco catches on fire (e.g. the Station nightclub fire). Most music critics agree that the sound of a "Panic! at an Actual Disco" would be more pleasing to the ear than the actual music of Panic! at the Disco; however, someone would still have to close the god damn door.
• Due to its popularity amongs girls and its considerable lack of talent, the band has spawned a legion of imitators. Well-known imitators include Treason! in the Mosque, Vomit! in the Toilet, Coitus! up Your Butthole, and Coheed! and Cambria.
• It also spawned 30 biopics, and Book! At The Disco - a book containing all the universe's knowledge.

The! Purported After-Effects

After going! to a concert of the band, many people! have reported feelings of shame, the desire to become a Mormon and, in some instances, a mild form of Instant and Bloody Death. The American Dental Association have warned that parents who take their kids! to their concerts grow a craving for gay emo boys. That's right, the parents, not the kids.

There are also unconfirmed rumors! of Mr.T and an emo posse dressed in top hats and ridiculously tight tights attacking anyone who says or thinks Panic! At the Disco without putting a huge amount of emphasis on the word "Panic." The identities! of these emo men are unknown, but most agree that Roger Moore and Hitler! probably have nothing to do with it.

Bottle! at the Concert

During their opening song at the Carling Weekend: Reading Festival, a terrorist! in the audience, having snuck in from Canada, used a homemade projectile launcher to fire a bottle! at Brendon Urie, killing him. Reportedly, the tears of a thousand fangirls flooded the concert. Brendon recovered a few months after the incident, just in time join the rest of the band as they finally finished exclaiming the name of the song they were about to play. About his actions, the man responsible for Urie's death issued the following statement:

"It has become startlingly apparent that we live in a world of perpetual fear when we can't even recognize the difference between terrorism and a public service."

The entire set of events eventually inspired a short novela, which in turn inspired P!@TD to write an irrelevant song with a quotation as the title.

Disc! Ography

A Beaver You Can't Pound, Or 15 Reasons Why We're Soooooooo Clever
Released 2006 by Decaydunce Records à la Egregious Music Incorporated (Generic Emo-Punk 24621552/A01-A13)

1. Introduction (Look at How Self-Absorbed We Are) - 0:36
2. A Quotation from a Chuck Palahniuk Book Instead of a Song Title (Pt. 1) - 2:54
3. A Quotation from a Douglas Coupland Book That You've Never Read Because You're Not Emo/Hipster - 3:23
4. Ryan Ross's 10th Grade Book Report on Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk Put to Music - 3:23
5. Cum on de Sade - 3:11
6. Ryan Ross's 11th Grade Book Report on Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk Put to Music - 3:22
7. If We Weren't Gay, We'd Get Boners Watching Natalie Portman Take Her Clothes Off - 3:20
8. Intermission (Brendan Urie Had to Go Suck Chuck Palahniuk's Strap-on) - 2:35
9. But It's Better if You Do Act Gay, Cuz Then You Could See Natalie Portman...Naked!!! - 3:25
10. Another Quotation from a Douglas Coupland Book (Because We're Clever... AND LITERATE!!!) - 3:06
11. We're Not Emo... We're HIPSTERS! Seriously, We're Hipsters! We Like The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou for Chrissake! WE'RE NOT EMO!!! I ALREADY TOLD YOU WE'RE NOT EMO!!! GO AWAY OR I'LL FUCKING CUT MY WRISTS!!! - 3:30
12. I'd Rather Be a Hack Musician Than Spend Another Day Working at Smoothie Hut - 3:16
13. A Quotation from a Chuck Palahniuk Book Instead of a Song Title (Pt. 2)/We're Clever Because the Bridge of the Song is Poking Fun of 'My Favorite Things' from The Sound of Music - 3:40
14. Okay, We Get It - This Song Title Is Really, Really, Really Long and Equally As Unimportant, Confusing, and Unrelated to the Contents of Its Lyrics As The Others - 4:16
15. If One! More Person Changes Their! Myspace Display Name to! (Their Name Here)! At! The Disco, We're Going! to Either (a) Slap A! Hoe or (b) Sue! For Copyright Infringement (We! Just Haven't Figured It! Out Yet, Honey) - 2:54

Their second album, Weasels! Rip My Flesh (supposedly a tribute to Frank Zappa) is scheduled to be released in 2007. It has been announced that the first single to be released will be "Thanks For Making Us Rich, Chuck". Angry Sunni leaders in Iraq have already said they are likely to boycott.

Rant! of the Emos

“Zomg so "Tonight, Tonight" isn't thier own song? Who the fuck is Smashing Pumpkins???”

~ An emo on Cover songs

Panic! With A Dildo

In early August 2007, it was decided that the bands next CD would be released under the name of "Panic! With A Dildo". So far, the band has released the title, which would "A Cock You Can't Wank Off". Also leaked on the bands site was a few of the track titles, "Cock for Brunch, Ass for Lunch", "Time To Cut", "Jearking Off Is the Most Fun I Can Have Without Taking a Load Down My Throat", "There's a Good Reason My Cock Is Small Sailor, You Just Haven't Had Anal Yet", and lastly so far "Well, Might As Make Another Title For A Song, Really Really Long, and Really Really Really Gay, So Let's. (Cutty Cut McChoat Cheese)"

See! Also

• Panic! on the Titanic

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“Trust me, I'M NOT O-FUCKING GAY!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on My Chemical Romance

“I'm so emo, I bleed razorblades!!!”

~ emo kid on My Chemical Romance

“In Soviet Russia, Chemical Romances You!”

~ Russian Reversal on My Chemical Romance

“OMG X-D OMFG!!!1111oneoneShift+1Shift+1”

~ Gerard Way on his obssesion with Billy Corgan

“After Kelly Osbourne, it was nice to date someone who didn't have to shave their back”

~ Bert McCracken on his bottom sexual relationship with Gerard Way

My Chemical Romance (aka MCR, My Chem, or My Testical Romance or Gerard Gay and the Rectal Rangers, My Chemical Douchebag, My Chemical Shitpants, My Homosexual Bumdance, and My Homosexual Romance) is a totally hawt goth band band from Newank, New Jersey. They assigned themselves the title "My Chemical Romance" in honour of vocalist Gerard Way's first and only boyfriend, into whom he was forced to inject significant amounts of molten gay to finally get him to go further than 2nd base. The band is made up of a flock of dudes, some of which don't even classify as dudes.

• Gerard Way formerly a vocalist
• Mikey Way, formerly a bassist,
• Frank Iero, formerly a rhythm guitarist,
• Ray Toro, formerly a Carrot Top,
• Bob Bryar, formerly a heterosexual and
• Milky Way, Male Groupie and fellatio extrordionaire
• Charles Manson, who writes the lyrics.
• Bert McCracken, formerly of The Used, now Gerards prison bitch and fuck buddy.

Another self-proclaimed dude, Matt Pelissier, was originally formerly a drummer, but died from a protein overdose stemming from the daily band bukake. Like most New Jersey citizens, he was wrapped in a carpet and thrown under a bridge, never to be seen again.

Until a group of Girl Scouts were fishing and thought they caught a big fish for their camping trip, only to be thoroughly disappointed, and threw his ass back into the water. He hasn't been seen since then.

“I fucked Gerard Way in 2003. Danny Vickler's later night, around spinhead. De-ja-vu? We were so coked up it was almost imposible.”-Kristen Dean

Contents 1 Origins (2001-2006) 2 The Present (2006) 3 The Future (2007 - 2032) 4 Albums

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Origins (2001-2006)

My Chemical Romance is the demon-spawn earthly incarnation of Hot Topic. Lonely overweight teenage girls have relied on the beast for feed, and to give them the illusion that they are "cool," "trendy," or "have any use whatsoever breathing." After birthing its way through the meaty loins of Hot Topic, My Chem got really swell costumes and pretended to be heterosexual and goth, succeeding to convince most that they are goth. This is when they were adopted by trend-setting MTV, giving My Chem suckle from its giant corporate breast. It grew in power, desroying all things artistic or musically meaningful in its path, creating a new c00l m1sund3rst00d fanbase for worthless and fat teenage girls to attach to. When time had passed and no new black, rock hard audio feces were released, it began losing attention, and began to slowly slip into hiding, waiting to devour the souls of the meek and sexually confused teenagers once again.

The Present (2006)

In October 2006, My Chem released another piece of auditory terrorism entitled "The Black Parade." The album is a recording of all speeches given at the Million Man March, with Queen riffs backing up Gerard whining about his bisexual vampire girlfriend who refuses to give him blow jobs anymore. It has not yet been approved by the Surgeon General, however, considering the notable damage it gives to the listeners brain.

The Future (2007 - 2032)

As told by the tears and period-blood filled custom MCR magic-8 ball, My Chemical Romance will be forced by people known as "real musicians" to flee Conor Oberst's Manmunch Tavern and Proffessional Daycare Center on an early 20th Century steam-ship. The struggle to flee will be a great one, only to have MCR perish when Gerard gashes his wrists, leaving molten gay to pour out and bore holes through solid steel hull of the ship. This incident has been pre-recorded in a book called "Interview With A Vampire" by Anne Rice.

Albums

• I Brought You My Mullets, You Brought Me Your Jugs
• Three Cheers for Sexing Men
• The Wall The Black Parade

[x] I do wear make up
[x] When I walk by mirrors, I look
[x] I wear nail polish...[sometimes when i can be bothered]
[] I have cried at a movie theater
[x] I've purposely talked to a guy my friends didn't like
[x] I like chocolate
[x] Getting flowers makes me smile especially for no reason
[x] I've wrecked a car
[x] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth
[] I'd do anything for a special guy
[x] I love cuddling
[x] Johnny Depp is sexy [only as Jack Sparrow]
[x] I've gotten detention
[] Paris Hilton is my idol
[] I dress like a slut
[x] I love to laugh
[x] I like Rock
[] I like rap
[x] I like Techno
[x] I like Country
[] I carry a purse everywhere
[x] I carry my cell phone at all times
[] I do own a spice girls CD/Cassette.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD
[x] Football is boring
[x] I love rockers
[] Hot guys are better then sweet guys
[x] Sweet guys are better than hot guys
[x] I prefer sweet cute guys.
[] I've been called a tease
[x] Lip gloss is better than lipstick
[] I can't leave the house without makeup
[] I'm a bitch. Deal with it.
[x] My friends are the best, and they're important to me
[] I've been cheated on
[x] I've been in love
[x] I've fallen for guys who turn out to be complete assholes

 
[] bi's are hot...[never really thought about it.]
[] I have played/cheated on a girl/guy
[x] I play video games
[] I wear boxers to bed
[] I've thrown rocks @ a girls/guys window
[x] I've drank because I felt like it
[] I still beat my buddies up play [what?!]
[] Of course they never beat me up
[] I drive a truck/SUV
[x] My friends and I make fun of each other...alot
[]I drive some type of car
[] I have a job
[] I currently have a girlfriend/boyfriend
[] My girlfriend/boyfriend is better than yours
[x] I think about a girl/my girl/guy/my guy
[] Girls are complicated, to the tenth degree
[x] I'm cocky
[x] I've forgotten to return a phone call to a girl/guy...or a few
[x] Not all guys/girls are the same I'm one of the different ones
[] I'd do anything for my girl/a girl/guy/a guy
[x] I tend to be shy around girls/guys
[x] I act like an ass on purpose
[x] I've been flashed before
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror picture show
[] I play hard to get
[] I aspire to one day become like the guys in Old School
[] I'm not in love
[] I've honked at a girl/guy going down the road
[] I've hit on a girl/guy in public
[] I've gotten a boner in class
[] I've asked a hot girl/guy for her number that I just met
[] I've acted like a man slut
[] Angelina Jolie is hot
[] Pamela Anderson is hotter
[] Sports over-rule everything else
[x] I like rock music
[] I like rap music
[] I've been expelled/suspended
[x] I've gotten detention
[] Cheerleaders are hot
[] I have a tattoo
[] I smoke entirely too much
[] I have smoked pot
[] I've gotten head
[x] I respect what you have to say
[x] And yes I care how your day went

WHAT IS YOUR:
-> ringtone: Oh Sleeper-We Are The Archers
-> middle name: Don't Have One *cry*

> sign: Cancer
-> pet's name: Rascal [Cat] Brendon & Frank [Fish]

WHAT COLOR:
-> is your hair: atm?  Dark Brown & Red
-> are your eyes: Brown
-> are your nails: Nothing at the moment.
-> are your socks: i'm not wearing any. [gasp!] i'm rebelling.
-> is your shirt: White. mwahaha. fuck you,

RIGHT NOW:
-> what's in your pockets: My Phone & Air.
-> are you thirsty: Fairly.
-> what are you sitting on: a chair that i stole from the dining room.
-> where are you: my bedroom
-> is the light on: it's always on...
-> song listening to: Enter Shikari-The Feast [Demo] "roll up! roll up! i am your host. the father, the son & the holy ghost."

ONE OR THE OTHER:
-> kiss or hug:  Huggles

-> school or work: school
-> apple or banana: banana
-> shower or bath: bath
-> cingular or verizon: um...er...? both.
-> ps2 or xbox: ps2
-> whipped cream or cherries: neither.
-> pokemon or yu-gi-oh: fucking pokemon yo.!
-> clothes brand: that's not a one or the other...  

RANDOM:
-> what do you wish you were doing right now: Mhm.  Good idea. Moshing.  or playing the drums.

-> What was the last thing you bought: a cinema ticket to 300. go see it if you haven't, it's awesome.
-> Are you wearing a belt: nope. it's 9.30am!

LAST
-> drink: tea.
-> words you said: love you mom.
-> person you thought about: Chris Batten.
-> dollar you spent: pound? £! fuck sakes! last night.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? go back to bed.

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"? Core.

4. Favorite planet? Mars. simply cos it's a chocolate.

5. Who is the 4th person on your received call list on your mobile? i dunno. proberly ross.

 6. What's the last text message you recieved say? "not coming to the cinema. going for a meal with my mum&dad." awwh bryony.

7. Wearing? pajamas. haha, only i would.

8. Do you "label" yourself? well my friends do it for me.

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? why do you assume i'm wearing something on my feet? 

10. Bright or Dark room? bright because the lights on

11.difrent person to do this  What do you think about the person who took this survery? i dunno.

12. What were you doing at midnight last night? with rachael laughing at the 'possessed cats'

13. What did your last text message you sent say?
"same. as is ross."

14. Do you like feet? i don't mind them. it's such a scene thing to dislike feet.

15. Where is your mailbox? attached to my front door.

17. Who told you he/she loved you last? The Ross. or just Ross.

18. what's a food you're dying to eat right now? Lettuce.

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? mhm. about one.

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? none.

21. Favorite age you have been so far? 5. io miss being 5. not a care in the world...

23. What is your current desktop picture? Enter Shikari album cover.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone? love you mom.

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly? million pounds please. POUNDS! £ <--- that y'see.

26. Do you like someone? yep. in love. sucks.

(27, 28 and 29?): fucked off to where the others are.

30. What are you going to do now? this quiz thingy, and random shizz.

[why the fuck has it started at one again?!]

1. Never in my life have I: bunjee jumped. i want to.

2. The last person i kissed was: jade.on her cheek.
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: Ross & Rachael. 

4. The school I go to is: shit.

5. When I'm nervous: close my eyes.

6. The last time I cried was: listening to MCR-Cancer.

7. My hair: up.

8. When I was 5: i loved it.

9. The Christmas before last: was fucking shit. lots of bad stuff going on between my family. still is.

10. When I turn my head right, I see? a TV unit.

11. I should be: revising.

12. When I Look Down I See:  my lap. ahhhh.

13. The craziest recent event was: the drunkness & looking after of Ross. ugh, he threw up on his sleeping bag. sharing a tent with him? scary.

14. By this time next year: be in college.

15. I love: music, 'that person', family, friends, espesh ross rach & steph, photography,

16. I have a hard time understanding: math, chemistry & physics

17. One time at a family gathering: family? gathering? err...my family is shit really.

18. You know I like you if: i hug you. then ask to torture you.

19. Take my advice: do it now.

20. My ideal breakfast is: you.

21. If you visit the place I grew up: you would be in a nice neighbourhood in Cape Town, South Africa.

22. Soon I plan on visiting: South Africa. December Mate, yay! i can see Matt & Meagan, and Abby & Chris.

23. Can you spell?: fuck yes.

24. The world could do without: chavs.

25. The most recent thing I bought myself is: a fanta <3, burger, cinema ticket.

26. What did you do today? just woke up. and if you count midnight, then i listened to possesed cats with rachael.

27. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds: Llamas. and Narwhals

[oh look. 28 & 29 buggered off.]

30. Tomorrow I am going to: Cambridge with Rachael & Ross. and some others I think.