Laraheartspanic's Journals

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well, a couple of weeks ago, my cat had kittens,
and...i was gonna keep the black & white one,
because it was really really cute, and it really seemed to like me,
but WHAT does my stupid cat do?!!
goes and hits it's head & kills it.

she was so cute,
and i'll miss her.

RIP Kitten formerly known as Chloe/Ray/Sox.

I really will miss her,

Soundtracky Thingy. =]]

I have good taste in music, alright?

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1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Swear 2 God u won't lie and try to pretend your cool...
7. When you're finished repost as my life's soundtrack

Opening credits: Ryans Basement by Hot Like (A) Robot

Waking up: Under Pressure by David Bowie & Queen.

First day at school: Love Is A Number by White Rose Movement.

Falling in love: Resolve by Foo Fighters

Fight song: Murder Was The Case They Gave Me by Leathermouth

Breaking up: We Might Fall Apart by Disco Ensemble

Prom: Everybody Out Of The Water by The Wallflowers

Mental Breakdown: Jonny Sniper by Enter Shikari

Driving: Anna Molly by Incubus

Flashback: #1 Zero by Audioslave

Getting Back Together: Down With The Sickness by Disturbed

Wedding Song: This Is The New Shit by Marilyn Manson

Birth of a Child: Lullaby by The Cure

Final Battle: Fluffy by Harry & The Potters. [MEGA LOLZ]

Death Scene: Your Picture Is Worth 1000 Lies by Farewell Unknown

Funeral Song: Purity by Slipknot

Credits: Shout At The Devil by Motley Crue

wanna download the new panic! at the disco song?

well, i have a link for you. =]

[it's the live version, same as the one on the video but it's an audio file]

and, i shall give you it,

IF...i get 10 or more comments & buzzes.

why? cos i'm evil & sadistic that's why!

yeah...so...um...get going maybe if you like?

i'll post the link in a comment once i have them.

-cueevillaugh- mwahhahahahahhahaha

guess what? i was kidding.

i'm not evil, i'm nice!

http://www.sendspace.com/file/q43oe1

^^ please comment & buzz though?
makes me feel loved. XD

xx

prom,

was a little bit good.
pffft..little?
it was pretty fucking awesome.
the camper van pwned. i almost fell out. XD
trust me to do that really.
everyone looked so nice, and teh photos were good.
ahahaha. my new hair is like..yay. very cool i tell you.
anyway, the dj pointed out my weirdness cos i was hugging the speaker, and my ears are still ringing. Â¬_Â¬
LOL at all the drunk teachers dancing, you can never get over that.

the after party was great too, held by me. LOL.
just talking about how we're 'sensibly drinking' & so on,
twas good.
lots of pictures, which i'm about to upload. =]]

So This Whole Reverse Apartheid Is BS..

Currently Listening To: Sepultura: Roots, Bloody Roots.

^^ good song considering the topic aye?
Anyway...

As the title says, I believe that it is...
In a day & age when people of different races are meant to be accepted, it clearly shows that that is just a front.

http://www.africancrisis.org/ZZZ/ZZZ_News_009934.asp

Let's face it, the worlds never gonna be full of flowers & daisys & people jumping around all happily together, not worrying about others genders, race, religion & so on.

It's like reverse apartheid, and sure as hell, me being South African & all, I am patriotical about my country,
but it's now harder for a white person to get a job than it is for a black person.
I'm not being racist or anything, but this is true. Over in South Africa anyway,
the entry requirements for University are also lowered for black people, BLATENT RACISM.

Now I know it's terrible the whole apartheid thing, but to reverse it, and go through all of THAT again, is shite to be blunt.

C'mon voters of South Africa, you have the right to change the president, fuck off Thabo Mbeki,
Face it, Nelson Mandela was obviously better.

Leave me hate mail all you like, this is freedom of speech am I right?
Also, I did not mean to be racist at all. Just all of this reverse apatheid pisses me off,
and yes, now some of my friends over in South Africa can't get in Uni because he can't afford it, and he doesn't have the right 'requirements',
fuck that, he is really clever & deserves to go!

Down With The Sickness by Disturbed.

Right, every week I'm going to be donating a Journal to a song that I love, and hopefully, open some of you up to new music, if you don't know it already,
Today, we have Down With The Sickness by Disturbed.

I also highlight my favourite lyrics, but making it green. (y)
Thanks. =]]

Can you feel that?)
(Oh shit)
Ooh ah ah ah ah!
Ooh ah ah ah ah!
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing ... in me
(Will you give in to me?)

Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes
Oh no, There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon ... in me

Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

I can see inside you, the sickness is rising
Don't try to deny what you feel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems that all that was good has died
And is decaying in me
(Will you give in to me?)

It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these changes
Living with these changes
Oh no, the world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon ... in me

Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

And when I dream
And when I dream
And when I dream
And when I dream!!!!
No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me Oh-oohh
Why did you have to hit me like that mommy?
Don't do it! You're hurting me Oh-oohh!
Why did you have to be such a bitch?
Why don't you,
Why don't you fuck off and die?
Why can't you just fuck off and die?
Why can't you just leave here and die?
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
FUCK YOU!!!
I don't need this shit
You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore
Would you like to see how it feels mommy?
Here it comes, get ready to die!

Ooh ah ah ah ah!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Mad-ness has now come over me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAmuzdGYGlo

^^^ Video. Or you can watch it in My Videos. Thanks. =]

some proof that attorneys can be stupid.

Iâ�™m pretty sure Iâ�™ve heard these before, but theyâ�™re still really good. These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of America, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Enjoy!

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.

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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.

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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?

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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....

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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

The winner!

...or IS it?? Read on!

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when
you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Uncyclopedias Report On Brendon Urie

Brendan Urie

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Brendan denies claims he molested young mammals.

Brendan Urie is believed to be the satan-worshipping, child-eating spawn of Pete Wentz and that beaver from The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

Thanks to Brendan and his unusually greasy hair, many family cars have been fuelled throughout the year. Oil companies are claiming; 'Mr. Urie has enough grease in his hair to fuel a family car for a year! Thanks Brendan!'.

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Early Life

Brendan spent most of his younger years inserting large pins into his eyes to blind himself from his own reflection.

One day, whilst executing daily satanic rituals by his riverside home, Urie happened apon the rotting corpse of Ryan Ross.

Severely lacking in any kind of sexual activity, and drawn by the uncontrollable force of raging testosterone in his thin, pale body, Urie proceeded to anally rape Ross.

After several minutes of heinous violation, Ross was jolted back to life, only to have his body contort to it's current form.

The Beginning of Panic! At The Disco.

Ross, now grieving at his loss of reasonably kindasortanotreally appealing aesthetics, turned Ultra-[self]Violent Emo and decided it would be in his best interests to form a band reflecting his own feelings.

The original title of the band was 'Panic! I Was Anally Raped', but this somewhat 'offensive' title was rejected for a more 'emo' title of 'Panic! At The Disco'.

No one exactly knows where '..At The Disco' came from, but suggestions have been made it reflects somewhat on Urie's obsession for appearing at disco's and raping everything and anything that moves whilst hidden behind the flashing lights.

Brendan's Personal Life.

There's not much to Brendan's personal life, except for the fact that in 2006 he appealed for a name change to 'Urie' as opposed to the hilariously delightful 'Urine'.

Thus, his colony of beavers banished him, reportedly saying "We're not into interspecies anyway."

Recent secret-surveys by the CIA revealed that Urie received countless hate-mail each day, usually referring to his name change, stating; 'I have no idea why you changed 'Urine' to 'Urie' because clearly even your music emits a foul odour. I am so sick of my kids coming home from your 'gigs' only to stink of unmentionable scents.'

Panic! At The Disco;

Time To Die.
Bang Me, Then We'll Talk.
Came In Sardines. [Yes, apparently herpes is now contractable from cans of sardines.]
London Beckoned Me To The Guillotine. (I said yes, as long as I can bang the Queen. *orgasm*)
Lying Is The Most A Girl Can Do To Get Me To FUCK OFF.
If I Made A Song Title That Was Any Longer I'd Probably Be In The Guinness Book Of World Records.

7.Intermission (go jerk off somewhere)â�“ 24:7

On A Final Note;

If anyone can actually understand any the lyrics that Urie babbles from his herpes-infested lips, please grab a knife, go outside and slash your throat before I come to your house and torch it down whilst singing lyrics that are relevant to LIFE and not to some poor, pathetic moron that can't get laid no matter how much nasal-delivery-technology spray he inserts into his nostrils.Sadly to say Brendon Urie was fond shot dead outside his box which was his current home witness say they seen members from the hinder stateing "WILL FUCK YOU UP REAL NICE" while indeed shoting him down.

Last one i promise Ryan Ross is pregnant for brendon,spencer,jon,bush,and any other gay man emo crackhead redneck dum anought to fuck him!!!!!

Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Urie"

strawberry fair :]

was pretty awesome really.
first, even the bus ride..saw some really strange cars & a truck being crushed & shizz, and some drunk dudes [already] in the back shouting 'horn!' at a truck, and i thought they were shouting porn. but that was just me.
then we met bekhi & shizz & actually got there, and i decided to 'rape' her skirt, cos i can, and after long searching for a nice frilly one [that wasn't Â£40] i got one, and a nightmare before christmas shirt.
ross got a pentagram bandana ~~[he's scene]~~ and so did rachael ~~[scene]~~
some random dying of heat, and jade really wanting chloes alcohol,
scary lewis just scarying me really when he jumped up.
losing people...a lot.
some shitty rock bands...that weren't that good tbh.
grafton?!! well okay...mine & maddys song is better than any other, and we got shouted at :[
being asked if we 'had green' about 100000 times.
legal ecstacy?!! legal speed?!!! srsly wtf?
ahahha...jelly vodka...
ross & our 'i swear you hate me' thing.
RACHAEL GOT KNIGHTED BY A DRUNK MAN!
man: where can i take a piss?
ross: toilet
man: a sword! can i have it
bry: sure.
man: ahahha. i knight you *knights rachael* then giggles & runs off.
not as much scenery, but i would rape them apparently?
and more drunk people to follow *sigh* and stoned people. scary much?!!
and half naked people, and girls walking around in their bras [ewww...]
LOL. "omg. you're not wearing a shirt either! neither are you?!!! broooooo'."
bless drunk men..,:]

LOL at the end, rachael & i sitting by the bus station, more drunk guys, "you can't sit there! you'll inhale fumes!"
and another...
"are you okay? you look a bit mellow/mudded."

That was funny. and...
"it's samuel l jackson! freaking myspace laaaaddddyyyyy!"

overall, an amazing day!

Uncyclopedias Report On P!ATD [LOLZ]

Panic! At The Disco

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â�œAnd they called me a fag! The nerve!â�

~ Oscar Wilde on Panic! At The Disco

â�œI knew that disco was an evil thing! There was no panic when me a nd my friends used to swing dance!â�

~ Grandpa on Panic! At The Disco

â�œIn Soviet Russia, The Disco Panic!s at YOU!!â�

~ Russian reversal on Panic! At The Disco

â�œHaven't you assholes ever heard of closing a fuckin' goddamn door?!!.â�

~ Brendon "Urine Sample" Urie on Panic! At The Disco

â�œIm sick of these mothafuckin' emos on this mothafuckin' plane!â�

~ Samuel Jackson on Panic! At The Disco

â�œPanic! At the disco are really terrible!â�

~ Captain Obvious on Panic! At The Disco

â�œStewardess, may we throw the emos off the plane?â�

~ That Guy on Panic! At The Disco

WARNING! This page contains profuse whining. Proceed with caution.

Other albums in a typical fan's collection.

Panic! at the Disco are a pop / death metal / accordion-core band from Uganda, Africa.

The members of Panic! at the Disco are not technically human, since they were created! using an experimental product from Apple called iClone. Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz was able to gain access to a prototype! by sucking off Steve Jobs over a period of 3 months (often being forced to wear a wig while being called Steve Wozniak). With the prototype!, Wentz was able clone the members of his band in order to have more artists for his record label.

Unfortunately, Pete Wentz left the cloning vats for several decades (whilst checking his myspace) which resulted in the entire batch developing a hideous mutant capacity to not only hijack but ruin any airwaves/radio transmitters/virgins in their immedeate vicinity.

In order to give this new band! a faÃ§ade of originality, he locked the clones in a room! for 5 weeks with nothing but a record album by the Canadian Arsonist/Terrorist/Indie Rock band Arcade Fire. When later asked about how having a group of Fall Out Boy clones listening to the Arcade Fire would constitute originality, Wentz started crying and slashed his wrists. The other members of Fall Out Boy have yet to comment on the issue.

Their music was developed! by S. P. Lunker, an employee of Egregious Music Incorporated (EMI), where the official name of Panic! at the Disco's music is Generic Emo-Punk 24621552. It was developed to increase the company's profits and counteract good music, as Lunker and other members of EMI had been fighting the evil "War Against Music" since the The Battle! of Los Angeles was released by Rage! Against the Machine.

With the help of notorious club DJs! Vladimir Lenin and Jar Jar Binks (famous for "discovering" the "singing" "sensation" Ashlee Simpson), the Panic! At The Disco clones entered a disco club in Scotland and proceeded to play their music! in the middle of the dance floor. This "music" brainwashed all of the patrons of the disco club, immediately causing the patrons to style their hair into comb-overs, dye it black, and slit their wrists while sounding as if their testicles (or clitorises for female patrons) had been chopped off and their heads filled with mediocre 80's dance-pop.

Following the release! of their first album, Panic! at the Disco became a phenomenon destroying music! as we know it. The band's popularity is mainly due to the strong support it receives from homosexuals, Da Cock, Michael Richards, and whiny 14 year old girls. Many experts believe Panic! at the Disco has been the cause of widespread kitten huffing among suburban youths with unlimited disposable income, while others believe the band's popularity is a side effect! of being a faggot.

The band! currently consists of:

Ryan Ross
Brendon Urie
Jon Walker
Spencer Smith

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Responses! From The Critics

"This is preposterous! I cannot believe such a band would ruin the Bee Gees' legacy! These fools are emoticons, not a disco band! The Bee Gees were disco! This is farty shit! This band should not claim to be such a traditionally revered sound such as disco! Disco is one of the highest forms of art rock around today, and they are ruining it!"

- Barry Gibb of the Bee Gees

"This band sucks! FALCON...PUNCH"

- Captain Falcon

"You can't just say 'panic at the disco.' That defeats the whole point of the exclamation mark. We need that to sound exciting. I mean, would you rather liten to ho-hum 'panic at the disco' or 'PANIC! at the disco?' It's a shame the other band members turned down the capital letters; makes me want to cry."

- One of the members of Panic! at the Disco (who cares which one?)

"Fuck dis shit! Dis isn't disco! You want to hear disco, you convert to scientology and come to our meetings every Friday!... Now, THAT'S some REAL fuckin' Brooklyn disco! In fact, I wanna dip my balls in it!...Panic at the Disco ain't disco!... I'm fuckin' disco!"

- John Travolta

"Shit in a can. The band members do marijuana, which kills brain cells and can lead to overdoses. The band worships Satan, and can often be seen biting the heads off innocent animals, throwing fake blood into the crowd, and exposing themselves to the audience. A fan told me that during their shows naked women run on stage covered in blood and masturbate. The whole thing is fuckin' sick! These Satanic fags should all be burned!"

- Justin "The Wonderdog" Woody

"We can really identify with their music. We both seem to enjoy the company of 8 year-old boys."

- Official press release from NAMBLA

"They stole our idea!!! We're so angry about it, we're gonna write a song with a 100 word title about how annoyed we are!"

-Excitement! At the Party

"Good band! Great music to bang little children to!"

-Bob Saget

"Hey man, fuck these guys, I mean, really man, they problably don't even know how to improvise and jam shit out, like the Dead, ya know man? They just play their shitty power chord-4/4-woe is me shit over and over while bands like Phish can play in 9/8 using dorian modes for like 25 minutes, I mean I was listening to some bottlegs the other day.....( rambling 45 minute speach on why Phish is cool, the properties of purple goo, and the effects of the Cuban Revolution on American culture in the 50's and 60's.) ..... man, I have the munchies."

- Random hippie Zach Anderson

"...genetically generated by Pete Wentz, and uses some kind of faulty disguise, specifically a high-pitched voice, to fit in"

- Alex Trebek

"Who is Fall Out Boy?"

- Trish Harper

"You earned two-hundred dollars, pick another, bitch"

- Alex Trebek

"They give farty shit! a bad name."

- Farty Shit! on Panic! At The Disco

Things! Nobody Cares About

Contrary to popular belief, the band's previous bassist, Brent Brian Chris Dennis Wilson, did not leave the group due to internal conflicts. He was actually killed by Pete Wentz, who then sold the organs to pay off debts owed to the Russian Mafia.
Ryan Ross is often in the papers and teen magazines. Claims! of him currently dating are true, with rumours that the girl's name! could be Bee, Jenneh, Brenda or Steven Segal.
Oddly enough, an actual "Panic! at the Disco" may also occur if the aforementioned Disco catches on fire (e.g. the Station nightclub fire). Most music critics agree that the sound of a "Panic! at an Actual Disco" would be more pleasing to the ear than the actual music of Panic! at the Disco; however, someone would still have to close the god damn door.
Due to its popularity amongs girls and its considerable lack of talent, the band has spawned a legion of imitators. Well-known imitators include Treason! in the Mosque, Vomit! in the Toilet, Coitus! up Your Butthole, and Coheed! and Cambria.
It also spawned 30 biopics, and Book! At The Disco - a book containing all the universe's knowledge.

The! Purported After-Effects

After going! to a concert of the band, many people! have reported feelings of shame, the desire to become a Mormon and, in some instances, a mild form of Instant and Bloody Death. The American Dental Association have warned that parents who take their kids! to their concerts grow a craving for gay emo boys. That's right, the parents, not the kids.

There are also unconfirmed rumors! of Mr.T and an emo posse dressed in top hats and ridiculously tight tights attacking anyone who says or thinks Panic! At the Disco without putting a huge amount of emphasis on the word "Panic." The identities! of these emo men are unknown, but most agree that Roger Moore and Hitler! probably have nothing to do with it.

Bottle! at the Concert

During their opening song at the Carling Weekend: Reading Festival, a terrorist! in the audience, having snuck in from Canada, used a homemade projectile launcher to fire a bottle! at Brendon Urie, killing him. Reportedly, the tears of a thousand fangirls flooded the concert. Brendon recovered a few months after the incident, just in time join the rest of the band as they finally finished exclaiming the name of the song they were about to play. About his actions, the man responsible for Urie's death issued the following statement:

"It has become startlingly apparent that we live in a world of perpetual fear when we can't even recognize the difference between terrorism and a public service."

The entire set of events eventually inspired a short novela, which in turn inspired P!@TD to write an irrelevant song with a quotation as the title.

Disc! Ography

A Beaver You Can't Pound, Or 15 Reasons Why We're Soooooooo Clever
Released 2006 by Decaydunce Records Ã la Egregious Music Incorporated (Generic Emo-Punk 24621552/A01-A13)

Introduction (Look at How Self-Absorbed We Are) - 0:36
A Quotation from a Chuck Palahniuk Book Instead of a Song Title (Pt. 1) - 2:54
A Quotation from a Douglas Coupland Book That You've Never Read Because You're Not Emo/Hipster - 3:23
Ryan Ross's 10th Grade Book Report on Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk Put to Music - 3:23
Cum on de Sade - 3:11
Ryan Ross's 11th Grade Book Report on Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk Put to Music - 3:22
If We Weren't Gay, We'd Get Boners Watching Natalie Portman Take Her Clothes Off - 3:20
Intermission (Brendan Urie Had to Go Suck Chuck Palahniuk's Strap-on) - 2:35
But It's Better if You Do Act Gay, Cuz Then You Could See Natalie Portman...Naked!!! - 3:25
Another Quotation from a Douglas Coupland Book (Because We're Clever... AND LITERATE!!!) - 3:06
We're Not Emo... We're HIPSTERS! Seriously, We're Hipsters! We Like The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou for Chrissake! WE'RE NOT EMO!!! I ALREADY TOLD YOU WE'RE NOT EMO!!! GO AWAY OR I'LL FUCKING CUT MY WRISTS!!! - 3:30
I'd Rather Be a Hack Musician Than Spend Another Day Working at Smoothie Hut - 3:16
A Quotation from a Chuck Palahniuk Book Instead of a Song Title (Pt. 2)/We're Clever Because the Bridge of the Song is Poking Fun of 'My Favorite Things' from The Sound of Music - 3:40
Okay, We Get It - This Song Title Is Really, Really, Really Long and Equally As Unimportant, Confusing, and Unrelated to the Contents of Its Lyrics As The Others - 4:16
If One! More Person Changes Their! Myspace Display Name to! (Their Name Here)! At! The Disco, We're Going! to Either (a) Slap A! Hoe or (b) Sue! For Copyright Infringement (We! Just Haven't Figured It! Out Yet, Honey) - 2:54

Their second album, Weasels! Rip My Flesh (supposedly a tribute to Frank Zappa) is scheduled to be released in 2007. It has been announced that the first single to be released will be "Thanks For Making Us Rich, Chuck". Angry Sunni leaders in Iraq have already said they are likely to boycott.

Rant! of the Emos

â�œZomg so "Tonight, Tonight" isn't thier own song? Who the fuck is Smashing Pumpkins???â�

~ An emo on Cover songs

Panic! With A Dildo

In early August 2007, it was decided that the bands next CD would be released under the name of "Panic! With A Dildo". So far, the band has released the title, which would "A Cock You Can't Wank Off". Also leaked on the bands site was a few of the track titles, "Cock for Brunch, Ass for Lunch", "Time To Cut", "Jearking Off Is the Most Fun I Can Have Without Taking a Load Down My Throat", "There's a Good Reason My Cock Is Small Sailor, You Just Haven't Had Anal Yet", and lastly so far "Well, Might As Make Another Title For A Song, Really Really Long, and Really Really Really Gay, So Let's. (Cutty Cut McChoat Cheese)"

See! Also

Panic! on the Titanic

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Soundtracky Thingy. =]]

wanna download the new panic! at the disco song?

prom,

So This Whole Reverse Apartheid Is BS..

Down With The Sickness by Disturbed.

some proof that attorneys can be stupid.

Uncyclopedias Report On Brendon Urie

Brendan Urie

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Contents

Early Life

The Beginning of Panic! At The Disco.

Brendan's Personal Life.

Panic! At The Disco;

On A Final Note;

strawberry fair :]

Uncyclopedias Report On P!ATD [LOLZ]

Panic! At The Disco

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Contents

Responses! From The Critics

Things! Nobody Cares About

The! Purported After-Effects

Bottle! at the Concert

Disc! Ography

Rant! of the Emos

Panic! With A Dildo

See! Also